Mommy or Daddy
A man was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Hoffman,
“We’re going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?”
the very terrified man replied,
“Uh, well, I guess I’ll be the Daddie.”
Then the burley guy said,
“OK then, get down here and suck your Momma’s dick!”