Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. “What a babe,” one said, “I’d sure like to fuck her!”
“Really?” the other responded, “Out of what?”

I love black and red lingerie, dont you?

the first few pics are nice but that black and red teddy really sends me through the roof!

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The guy replies, “Why Doc? Am I going blind?”
The doctor says, “No, but you’re upsetting the other patients in […]

More of one of my favorite FTV girls, Elizabeth. You know you love her

I love that rear end, though one of my friends mentioned she probably needs to wash a little better I am more than glad to wash it for her!

Ahh, elisabeth. I knew an elisabeth once. What a great lay. not as great as this one

Normally I dont like a girl whose ribs show, but honestly, with breasts like this I think I can forgive her. She’s certainly not malnourished Petite, sure, but healthy. I like […]

This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, “In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered ‘twice weekly’. Your wife, on the other hand, answered ’several times a night’.”
“That’s right,” replies the bloke, “And that’s how […]

You’re not real up on internet culture if you missed the subway girl, luckily we’re here to catch you up on it a bit. Here is Jamie, the subway girl, posing with a teddy bear:

This gallery is incredible, it shows off her assets perfectly. That navel ring dangling pointing the direction towards the […]

A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.
‘I think you’re wasting your time, I’m only interested in women’ said the woman.
‘Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind’ said the bloke. After ten […]

Lia’s 19, apparantly. But she’s also half naked by the poolside

That pink top peeled off so she can get a little pool side tan, long hair, beautiful breasts and body.. i feel the need to swim a while

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?” “Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?” “Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship […]

I love the set of breasts on this incredible girl, that great smile, that beautiful hair… its a hell of a total package!
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How those FTV guys routinely get some of the most amazing softcore girls I’ll never know, but they do. Tasteful poses and tasteful videos probably helps, but whatever it i’m […]

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn’t bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says “Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!” “Well,” replies the man, […]

Blondes are a dime a dozen but some high heels push it over the top, right?

Small petite body but with a great face and hair and a nice pair of heels, well, I’d hit it!

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What is it: One of the largest adult blogs on the internet, it was one of the first ‘branded’ adult blogs that begin to make headway. Surfers quickly found this constantly […]

You dont see a lot of tall thin asian girls, but when you do its quite a treat!

FTV girl Li Chen. or Chi Len. or whatever, I’m bad with asian names. I’m not bad with asian girls though, thank god for that. This outfit on that girl adds up to being […]