Archive for September, 2005

Esteem from Met Art

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

This is really amazing, this girl is pretty much top notch. If you disagree you are a moron

Its a crazy kitten genocide

Amy from Nubiles.net

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Here is another custom made gallery hosted right here at your favorite sex blog. take a look at nubiles.net amy in this gallery

Dana from Nubiles

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

No thumb for this gallery, sorry, but you’ll have to take it on my word that dana from nubiles is gorgeous and go ahead and click on this gallery. Take a look at Dana from Nubiles.net. You wont regret it

Dirty Jokes: 10th Times a Charm

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great […]

Nubiles Rebecca

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

Rebecca is the latest girl to come down the line from Nubiles.net, and you’ve got to love her. She looks like she’s just barely 19 which is a little young for my tastes, but I bet most of you guys dont mind!

I almost always feel like a creepy old man looking at some of […]

Sex Jokes: Penis Vs Paycheck

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Q: What’s the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You don’t have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck.

FTV Girls Shana

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

One more gallery of our good friend shana, bless her sweet little ass. I cant get enough of this girl I sure hope that you cant either. FTV outdid themselves this time!

Mommy or Daddy

Monday, September 12th, 2005

A man was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Hoffman,
“We’re going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?”
the very terrified man replied,
“Uh, well, I guess I’ll […]

FTV Girls: More Shana

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Ahh shana, you know we love you. Got an email about shana, so here is more of her. I know you love it

Bitesized sex blog salutes shana we love ya dear!

Sexy jokes: Redneck Doggy Style

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Why do rednecks do it doggy style?
So they can both watch the race!!!!

FTV Girls: Alyssa

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Allysa, from FTVGIRLS, is another fan favorite. I’ve posted galleries of her elsewhere and they are always well recieved, I am quite glad.

Alyssa kind of looks pissed off in that gallery, but maybe that’s as hot anyways. Sexy blonde goddess with an attitude? Just makes me even hotter.

FTV Girls Shana

Sunday, September 11th, 2005

Shana is posing on a toilet, which normally turns me off (I hate toilet play), but Shana from FTV could be posing on a pile of infectious trash and I’d still be turned the fuck on. Not sure why, but take a look

She’s something else. I think its the fact that she looks […]

Sex Stars: Allison Angel

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

Allison Angel is relatively new on the adult scene. She got her start working for the good folks at FTV Girls but is now the proud owner of her own site, in corporation with the same folks who helped launch her career.
What She Looks Like:

Why you should get excited:
As with all FTV girls allison […]

Drity Limericks

Friday, September 9th, 2005

Here’s to the girl named Louise
Who’s pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

Met Art Serenity

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

This layout is called ’serenity’ but it makes me feel pretty anxious, myself. I dunno about you. One of the latest spreads by the good softcore folks at met-art (magicnude) and you’ll find that its one of their best. I think its the lingerie.
click image for full gallery
Maybe its the sheer black […]